Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Surely the following review from an Amazon.com item is intentional word play. I cannot imagine the circumstances under which an individual would be able to form sentences using reasonable grammar without being able to spell more than a few words correctly. I had to actually pronounce this butchery aloud to glean what this bloke is saying. Says he's a writer! May be dyslexic. English should be his first language as he listed himself as Paul Campbell in Healdsburg, CA. Maybe he's a pre-teen (or preschool???) GADS! I always wonder, 'If you write like this, how can you read anything written correctly? How would you ever recognize the words and do you not see the difference between what others write and what you... don't?'

Quote from review for Galaxy of Games 5000 on Amazon.com (and he's written several others with the same... um... style):
"when i got the games i startid to play them. thay are grate and thers no way you can play them oll. so you wont haf to wurre ubout runing out. i yous them hwen i wont a brake from riting. i rite fore a wial then play a game then go back to riting. i recomend thes games fore enny one hoo wonts to brack uway from a project fore a litel wiall and then be abell to go rite back."

It hurts. Truly. Slays me. Please tell me he's just jerking around.

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