Tuesday, November 29, 2005

A college class was told to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story must contain the following three things...
1) Religion
2) Sexuality
3) Mystery
This is the only A+ short story in the entire class:
"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."

1 comment:

Ernie said...

Here's another one:
"Sweet Jesus, I'm gay. Or am I?"

Less words.